| The
                Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life
                takes it's name from the fact that this band self
                destructed midway through the European leg of
                their tour. According
                to an interview with Frank, a campaign was
                instigated by a couple of the horn players to rid
                the band of Scott Thunes on the grounds that he
                is a terrible bass player. After several displays
                of a complete lack of maturity on the part of the
                accusing musicians (culminating in someone
                scraping Scott's name off of a cake that was
                presented to the band by a promoter in Germany),
                Frank asked the offending players if they
                couldn't try to get along until the end of the
                summer leg of the tour. They said, "No
                way." So, Frank canceled the rest of the
                tour and returned home to Los Angeles, never to
                tour again. I
                have these assholes to thank for the fact that I
                never got the chance to see Frank in concert. Anyway,
                This album is mostly re-workings of previously
                released material, some good, some not. The
                exception is the inclusion of several "cover
                tunes" that by themself, make this offering
                worth it's cover price. Check
                out the cool reggae version of
                Stairway to Heaven,
                where the horn section reproduces Jimmy Page's
                solo practically note for note. It's
                too bad that Johnny Cash bagged out of performing
                with the band on Ring
                Of Fire. Frank says, in
                the intro, "His wife got sick," but I
                get the feeling that Johnny went home and thought
                better of the idea. |